Welcome to the part of the website where anything Kool and the gang can go. If you have any pictures, jokes or funny stories why not send them to kool@jayleshark.com and I will put them up. In the meantime, enjoy.

The worse inventions ever

The waterproof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Waterproof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
See-through toilet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

Jay Leshark’s greatest ever joke

There was a purple kingdom, with purple people, purple houses, purple roads, purple sheep, purple cats and purple dogs. The purple kingdom is run by a purple king who has a very beautiful purple daughter. But the purple kingdom has a purple dragon that’s frightens all the purple people and eats all the purple sheep and purple cows. So the purple king puts a purple notice on purple paper on all the purple lampposts saying any purple person who can kill the purple dragon can marry my purple daughter.

So a purple prince rides to king on a purple stallion with a purple sword and a purple shield and tells the king that he will kill the purple dragon.

So the purple prince rides on his purple stallion with his purple sword and purple shield and goes to the purple dragons cave. They have a purple fight with purple blood and purple flames everywhere. Finally the purple prince kills the purple dragon and then cuts off the purple dragons head with his purple sword. He then rides back to the kind on his purple stallion, with the purple dragons head in a purple bag.

When he arrives at the purple castle he shows the purple king the purple dragons head and says “I’ve killed the purple dragon, I can now marry your purple daughter.” However the purple king calls his purple guards and they grab the purple prince and drag him down to the purple jail and say indigo.

Events calendar

See our events calendar to see what's coming up.
Contact me with any events you'd like to share.

September 2010

Andara Resort and Villa's Passion for Fashion Event. Read more.

May 2010

Jay Leshark will be playing at the summer closing BBQ party at Taste restaurant on Surin beach on Sunday 30th May. Come and see the shark play his new ambient trance set. From 5pm till late.

April 2010

This month Shop WINDOW on Lifestyle talks to a real estate sales and marketing manager who has fun and makes a living – or is it the other way round? more...

15th March 2010

Taste Restaurant, Surin Beach votes Jay Leshark their No.1 DJ for all celebratory events at their beach restaurant. "Jay always makes any event into a memorable party. He's the no.1 DJ in Phuket", Martin & Jade, Proprietors of Taste Restaurant Surin Beach.

10th February 2010

Jay Leshark supports the famous Judge Jules DJ. Jay Leshark was selected from many DJs in Phuket to provide the warm up set. Judge Jules and the crowd were rocking, what a night!